just your typical day.

Setting: Mrs. Park's 1st grade classroom. A few boys are lined up to have mini-conferences with the teacher.

MIGUEL(puffing out his chest): "Mrs. Park, look at my six-pack!"

MRS. PARK: How do you know what a six-pack is?

MIKEY: It's a big round belly!

JHAHIDI: No, it's when you got squares on your stomach!

MIGUEL: My brother has a six-pack. That's how come I know.


*Editor's note: Although it would be quite impressive if true, Miguel does not, in fact, have a six-pack.