bear or skunk?

Bear:
Last night, I came home with a headache and a throbbing pain in my right eye. I couldn't think of anything but a nap, so I immediately changed into sweats and fell into bed...only to wake up this morning at my usual time. That's thirteen and a half hours, folks. And I wasn't even jet-lagged.

Skunk:
I brought kimchi in my lunch bag this morning. As I was driving in, I thought about how this was perhaps only the 2nd time I'd ever brought kimchi. As I walked into the school, I remembered why. I felt like I was handling a stink bomb. I had visions of my children and any others who happened to enter my room falling over in waves from the fumes. Did this deter me from chomping it down at lunchtime? No siree.